The Company
There is a hole in Upper Michigan four thousand feet deep with 1,247 people working in it, and every single one of them is here because a man sold two hundred thousand shower curtains to the United States Army and did not stop there.
Eight sheets. They cover the founding, the founder, the creed, the officers, the hole itself, the outfit in New Mexico, the awards we have won, and how to write to us if you must. Read them in that order or do not; the Records Department has given up caring.
Form ASI-101
Cave Johnson
Mr. Johnson addresses the reader personally, at length, and without being asked to stop.
See page →Form ASI-102History
From a shower curtain to a hole in the fabric of space, in fourteen short years.
See page →Form ASI-103Our Mission
The corporate creed, the corporate anthem, and the corporate position on the word ‘why’.
See page →Form ASI-104Officers
The men and the one woman who make the Enrichment Center run.
See page →Form ASI-105The Facility
Nine shafts, four thousand feet, and the largest privately held hole in North America.
See page →Form ASI-106The Competition
A frank and entirely fair assessment of a certain research facility in New Mexico.
See page →Form ASI-107Honors
Awards received, awards anticipated, and awards that were regrettably withdrawn.
See page →Form ASI-108Correspondence
How to reach us, and a candid account of what happens to mail that reaches us.
See page →“We find out. That’s the business. Everything else on the balance sheet is a consequence of finding out.”