Employment
Aperture Science Innovators is hiring. Aperture Science Innovators is always hiring. There are two reasons for that sentence and Personnel is authorised to discuss the first one.
Five sheets: what we are hiring for, what we pay you in and around, the handbook condensed to one page, our beloved annual science fair, and the honour that has rotated rather faster than Personnel anticipated.
Form ASI-501
Openings
Physicists, machinists, one experienced pyrotechnician, and a great many test associates.
See page →Form ASI-502Benefits
Housing, the commissary, the company store, and the finest dental plan in the Upper Peninsula.
See page →Form ASI-503Handbook
Forty pages condensed to one. Chiefly concerning doors, and which ones open from both sides.
See page →Form ASI-504Daughter To Work Day
The Enrichment Center’s beloved annual science fair, and this year’s prize-winning entries.
See page →Form ASI-505Employee Of The Month
A rotating honour. It has rotated rather faster than the Personnel Department anticipated.
See page →Personnel — Second FloorHard Hats Below Sub-Level 2
Aperture Science Innovators considers applications from all qualified persons and has never once asked to see a diploma. Form ASI-500. Personnel Department, second floor, ask for the window marked PERSONNEL and not the window marked PERSONNEL (ARCHIVE).
check the science fair photographs. count the children. count them again next year