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Aperture ScienceInnovatorsWe Do What We Must Because We Can
Established 1943Upper Michigan, U.S.A.
Telephone ENrichment 9-0943
Form No.ASI-ARC-0
DepartmentRecords Department
IssuedSpring 1959
ClassificationUnrestricted
RevisionDrawer found already full
HeldRecords Department
Records Department

The Archive

Later printings of this publication. The Spring 1959 edition is what the company chose to show. These are what it kept. Records asks that each sheet be returned to its own year, and that readers not make eye contact with anything they recognise.

Every publication this company prints is filed on the fourth floor in the order in which it left the press, and there the matter should end. It does not end. In the spring of 1959 the clerk assigned to this drawer, Mr. Pike, recorded that it was already full when he opened it, that the sheets inside were printed on this building’s own press with this building’s own type, and that they were dated in a manner he was not prepared to enter in the ledger.

The Records Department has reviewed the sheets. They are on three stocks the print shop does not stock. One is yellow with age. One is a grey that the print shop describes, with some feeling, as “photocopy.” The third is a white so clean it is difficult to read, and is signed, where it is signed at all, by a department this company does not have.

The President’s position is that the lab boys warned him about trace amounts of time travel on the testing track, that the warning was very clear, and that the drawer is therefore nobody’s fault. The Records Department’s position is that a sheet is a sheet and gets a form number. Both positions are reproduced here. The drawer is below.

The Printings

Register of printings held, with the clerk’s remarks

Register of printings held, with the clerk’s remarks
PrintingWordmark on the mastheadStockCondition
Spring 1959Aperture Science · InnovatorsCream laid, one spot ink per departmentCurrent. The front of house.
1976Aperture Science · A Vital Participant In The 1968 Senate HearingsYellowed; memoranda are photocopiesComplete. Smells of the waiting room.
1982Aperture Laboratories · Enrichment CenterPhotocopy grey; some sheets tractor-fedComplete. Dictated on tape; the coughing has been left in.
UndatedAperture Laboratories · Computer-Aided Enrichment CenterWhite enamel; two inks only, orange and blueComplete. Prepared by a department this company does not have.

Sheets are listed in the order in which they appear to have been printed, which is not the order in which they were found.

A Note On Reading Order

The Records Department recommends the printings be read in the order above, beginning with the one you are holding. Readers who begin with the last printing report that it is very polite and that they would like to stop now. Readers who begin with the 1982 printing report that the coughing is worse on paper than it would be in a room.

Mr. Pike has asked that it be recorded that he did not put the sheets in the drawer, that he does not know who did, and that the drawer locks from the inside.

Told him about the drawer. He read the yellow one standing up, the grey one sitting down, and put the white one back without finishing it. Said file it. Said don’t show Caroline. — P.

Form ASI-ARC-0. Sheets in this drawer are the property of Aperture Science Innovators and are not to be removed from the fourth floor, the building, the decade, or the drawer. Retain until superseded, which the Records Department is advised has already happened.
she came down through every one of these. bottom to top. read them on the way up